Lapsionary
eu·re·kic
/yǝ'rēkik/
adjective
1. Causing or characterized by triumph or satisfaction, as with a new discovery or breakthrough.
hard·cawe·some
/'härd,kôsǝm/
adjective
1. A portmanteau of the words 'hardcore' and 'awesome.' Extremely good in a dedicated and old-school manner; being actively awesome as if it were an extreme sport.
ob·jec·tive·ly
/ǝb'jektǝvlē/
adverb
1. In an unbiased and undistorted manner, not influenced by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudice; based on facts, the veracity and interpretation of which is indisputable and absolute.
2. Anything I think, because my opinions are always correct.
ough·ties
/'ôdēz/
noun
1. The decade between the years 2000 and 2010.
o·ver·whelmth
/,ōvǝr'(h)welmTH/
noun
1. The quality or state of being overwhelmed.
pe·des·ter
/pǝ'destǝr/
verb
1. To travel on foot; to walk.
pe·des·tri·an
/pǝ'destrēǝn/
noun
1. One who pedesters.
te·tris
/'tetrǝs/
verb
1. To rearrange objects in the most space-efficient manner.